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Old 01-08-2011, 09:16 AM   #977
WT Sharpe
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What did I have for dinner last night, you may ask? Chocolate-flavored chicken, mashed potatoes topped with chocolate, and a chocolate brownie with golden kernels of corn baked right in.

Do they even have quality control people at the TV dinner plants?

Here's the recipe, if anyone's interested:

List of ingredients: 1 Chicken TV dinner with brownie.

1) Remove the Chicken TV dinner with brownie from the carton. Don't let the fact that what you see in the tray doesn't match the lovely picture on the box cover upset you. Just consider it icing on the potatoes.
2) Ignore the directions on the carton to remove the plastic from everything except the vegetables and instead remove the plastic entirely. Otherwise you end up with enough water in the vegetables to have soup as a side dish.
3) Microwave on high for a minute to a minute and a half longer than what the directions on the box say, because your microwave is probably an under-powered cheapo model, or old and on its last legs, or like mine; both.
4) Remove the brownie and continue cooking the dinner for an additional three and a half minutes to four minutes, or until you smell smoke.
5) Allow to cool for two minutes.
6) Enjoy.

This is my own recipe, as I altered the directions on the box a bit. Hope you like it. It's about as complicated as my cooking gets.

Last edited by WT Sharpe; 01-08-2011 at 09:41 AM.
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