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Old 01-05-2011, 03:32 PM   #2276
Lycoming
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Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.


Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own



Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.



Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.



Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.




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