More messages from my alien contacts.......
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Lycoming calling Zog.......Lycoming calling Zog, come in your dementedness......
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