Ok, so, uh, looks like I made some new friends, but only the woman in the thread actually answered my question (thank you very much), albeit not super well.
Just proves the difference between women and men. Men are always looking for that slutty hug.
That's ok, I put the salmon back and just used spam. Decided "Spalmon" and bean soup isn't the best idea. My son told he he doesn't think I should be on the "worst cooks in America" show. Uh, thanks?