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Originally Posted by Lycoming
I read this; paused, thought about the consequences of my actions (or as Spike Milligan would have said, "The Quinsequonces,") and decided what the hell...........
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.....
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.
It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out.
Now, where did I leave that shovel and tin hat?
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Great one!
TRUE STORY: This supposedly happened at Portsmouth General Hospital in Portsmouth, Virginia (the hospital is no longer there, having been torn down several years ago). It was related to me by someone who worked in the lab there. It happened before she worked there, but was related to her by other lab techs who were there at the time.
One of the patients had a vasectomy, and was due to bring in a sample to make sure everything went as planned. On the day the sample was due, his wife came running in with a specimen cup, spit into the cup, and handed it to the lab personnel asking, "Will saliva hurt it?"