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It has come to our attention that parts of the invasion force is crying foul at the terms of the invasion, and this has let to several written complaints.
So after consulting the Ombudsman, we have decided to even the playing field a bit, so parts of our troops will be killing the woman and raping the guys. The pillaging is non-negotiable, though.
When boarding the boats, people should look up the mast. If it's colourful, you're in the killing-the-women boats, if the sail is uniformly rusty brown, you're in the killing-the-men boat. Allowances are made to shift boats at dedicated stops along the way. Those stops will allow you to sample both sides if you so wish.
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