[Falcao]

More pearls of wisdom from Les Luthiers:

+ Eternal love lasts like 3 months. [True specially in Hollywood]
+ If you have a clean conscience you have bad memory.
+ Slavery was not abolished, they changed it to 8 hours daily.
+ I don't suffer of madness, I'm enjoying it.
+ Run from temptations. Just run slowly so they can reach you.
+ It is good to leave the drink, the bad thing is not to remember where. [Not sure if that makes sense in English]
+ Laziness is the mother of all vices, and like all mothers I respect it.
+ In every mother there is a potential mother-in-law.
+ The woman who is not lucky with men doesn't know how lucky she is.
+ Alcohol kills slowly. I don't care, I'm not in a hurry.
+ The road to wisdom is long. You will find Strength in Kyoto. You will find Dexterity in Kuwen. But Peace [la Paz]... is found in Bolivia.
+ Dear Lord, give me patience, but GIVE IT NOW!