Some deep thoughts (translated from
Les Luthiers):
+ There are two words that will open you a lot of doors: "pull" and "push".
+ Winning is not important, but making the other to lose is.
+ I'm not completely useless. At least, I serve as a bad example.
+ To err is human, but blaming others is more human.
+ The important thing is not to know something but to have the phone number of the one who knows it.
+ Work never killed anybody... but I don't like risks.
+ There is a better world, but is very expensive.
+ Do not take life seriously, in the end you will not work out alive from it.
Finally, a pearl from Snoopy:
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."