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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
I like my iPad. The only discomfort I felt about buying it was that before they allowed me to purchase one at our local Apple Store, I had to sign a binding agreement swearing eternal allegiance to Steve Jobs.
Well, that and the fact I had to agree not to disclose any details of the secret ownership initiation rites. But I will tell you that you wouldn't believe the things that go on past midnight at Apple Stores, nor would you believe just how messy chicken blood can be to work with.
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Shhhh, dont say any more, the boys in black will come and get you.