This topic reminds me of that old joke:
Quote:
A guy brings his car to a mechanic and says the engine is making a funny noise. The mechanic takes a listen, goes to his toolbox and returns with a hammer. He hits the engine with the hammer, the noise stops, and the mechanic says, “That’ll be $500. ”
The customer says, “Five hundred dollars to hit it with a hammer?”
The mechanic replies, “No it’s $10 to hit it with a hammer. It’s $490 to know where to hit it.”
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