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Originally Posted by GraceKrispy
... the skins of things like apples touch all sorts of surfaces...  |
And on a related note All sorts of people's skin touch the apples ..... ewww
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Originally Posted by SameOldStory
Ranting again.
A common problem with women is that they snore. I'm not sure if men do, but I know that my wife does.
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Originally Posted by pholy
Men never snore... it's physically impossible...  |
There was a guy in my unit in the Marines that snored. No wait, he did not snore, he made the most god awful, truck grinding gears, the sound of two polar bears trying to eat each other noise I have ever heard a human body make while sleeping. He would often find he ended up with a room all to himself when in barracks, or a wake up alone in a tent when in the field. He has had rolled socks, hats, gloves, canteens, boots, and, one time, a fuel bottle for a propane stove thrown at him to no avail.
People that had to room with him would often hit the rack an hour or so early in order to be asleep before him.
