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Originally Posted by Cyclops
Guiness in my new birthday tankard while having the flu!
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Nice to meet you, Cyclops
Happy belated birthday wishes. Enjoy your new tankard. And should your flu persist, the following will help;
First take a cold shower. Then throw open your windows to the winter air without drying off first. Stand there until you develop a substantial chill. Now do a series of strenuous exercises to really drain all remaining energy... still stand in the open window breathing in the frigid air. That's all there is to it!
Obviously, this will lead to pneumonia. But remember, they can't cure the flu. They CAN cure pneumonia! Happy to help you get over your illness!
Stitchawl