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Originally Posted by DixieGal
A fellow I used to work with, well, his wife is from Kent. Around every July 4th, she and a few other Brits get together and throw a "Happy Riddance" BBQ! 
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Oh, that's going a bit far (especially if they live in the US?).
Besides, we'd be happy to come back and take over again. All those McDonalds would make great teashops, we could teach you how to play
proper football and turn all those wasted baseball stadiums into cricket pitches. Of course, you'd all have to learn to drive on the correct side of the road (the left) and we'd forcibly reintroduce the letter 'u' into all the words where it belongs (favo
ur, colo
ur, savo
ur etc).
So that's my agenda for the next US Presidency contest - looking forward to taking over!