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Originally Posted by Bilbo1967
A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is pleasantly surprised to notice an attractive young lady sat next to him.
He introduces himself, "Hi, I'm flying to Vegas for a couple of day's relaxation. What takes you there?".
"Oh, well it's a bit embarrassing actually", she replies, "I'm a student and my dissertation is about the difference in sexual techniques across different nationalities. There's a conference in Vegas tomorrow on that topic".
"Wow, that sounds interesting!"
"It is, there are some fascinating facts that research has uncovered. For example, the most considerate lovers are men of the Jewish faith, and the best endowed race are the Native Americans"
"That is interesting. Oh, allow me to introduce myself, my names Tonto, Tonto Goldstein"
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Originally Posted by Lycoming
I boarded an aircraft at London’s Heathrow Airport for New York and taking my seat as I settled in, I noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
I realised she was heading straight toward my seat and bingo – she took the seat right beside me.
"Hello", I blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States."
I swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman I had ever seen sitting next to me, and she was going to a meeting for Nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain my composure, I calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some popular myths about sexuality."
"Really", I smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," She said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto," I said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."
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Reuse and recycle
Although I like your version better.