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Originally Posted by Lycoming
Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub?
He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Margaret - put your hat
and coat on lassie.'
she replied, ' Awe Jock that's nice - are you taking me the the pub with
you?'
'Nay, Jock replied, I'm switching the heat off while I'm out.'
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Neil will get you for that one!
