lmao! nope, he's out at work right now, so nothing attached to him. Of course, that immediately reminds me of the time he wore my daughter's panties to work.
err, I was going to stop there, but I realized that probably needed an explanation before someone called CPS and tried to send them over (CPS- child protective services). He only wears those baggy, knee-length shorts with big velcro pockets on the sides. Things get stuck to those pockets while in the wash, and we don't always catch them. So one day, apparently, he wore our daughter's panties attached to his velcro all day long at work until someone asked him what the purpose of the panty pockets was. (I made up that term just now, but the question was generally the same). I still can't help but laugh thinking of him, the boss, strutting around bossing people around, with little barbie panties stuck to his shorts
I'm going out to dinner soon, so you may want to all flock here and start guessing NOW.....
If I don't respond, it's too late, I'm eating Japanese food.
Ok, walking to dinner now, and by the time I get back, I may have forgotten what I was looking at. Hopefully not.