Wait I'm confused. With a memory card I can have the Library of Congress on my Sony reader. How many trees does that take? Hmm now that I think about it all the users on mobileread can have the "Library of Congress" (unit of measurement) on their readers. Won't that save a lot of resources, not having to reprint the "Library of Congress" over and over for all the people that what it
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
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USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
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If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment.
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You cannot feed the hungry on statistics.
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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts—for support rather than for illumination.
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I can prove anything by statistics except the truth.
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Statistics are no substitute for judgment.
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Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie.
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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
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