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And for Christmas, a new and updated Barbie!! Barbie is getting older and so....
These are a bit more realistic...
Hot Flash Barbie.
Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face
turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead.
Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.
Flabby Arms Barbie.
Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these
new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-MuMus
with tummy-support panels are included.
Bunion Barbie.
Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have
definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her
sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
No-More-Wrinkles Barbie.
Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip
lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.
Soccer Mom Barbie.
All that experience as a cheerleader is really
paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for
Babs and Ken, Jr.. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and
cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.
Mid-life Crisis Barbie.
It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change,
and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along
with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the
Napa Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is
Hard to Do."
Divorced Barbie.
Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with Ken's house,
Ken's car, and Ken's boat.
Recovery Barbie.
Too many parties have finally caught up with the
ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps.
Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously.. Comes with a
little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.
Stitchawl
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