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A mom hears here little boy is playing with his train set: The train stops and the boy says, "All you sons of bitches getting off at this station get off now. All you sons of bitches getting off at the next station be ready in ten minutes"
The mom storms into the room and angrily says, "Young man we do not use that sort of language in this house. Go to your room for two hours!"
So the boy grumps off to his room. Two hours later the mom hears the train start up again and hears the boy calling out,
"Ladies and gentlemen, we will be at the next station stop in five minutes. Those of you who are disembarking please prepare to do so. And ladies and gentlemen, we will be at the next stop after that one in 20 minutes, please be ready at that time."
" And for those of you concerned about the two hour delay, see the bitch in the kitchen!"
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