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Originally Posted by Stitchawl
It's time for a career change.
Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well,
there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However
every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies
invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that
no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad
scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic
mistakes every single time. Therefore, if I ever happen to become an
Evil Overlord:
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Need an IT guy?
Don't worry about any conniving, usurping, or treachery on my part; I'm just in it for the paycheck. By the way, will your minions/stormtroopers/non-contract employees get health insurance and a 401(k) retirement plan? I have references.