[Lycoming]

I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Elaine, took me to an examining room
and told me to get undressed and have a seat
until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.

After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
While waiting I observed that there were three items
on a stand next to the exam table:
-a Tube of K-Y jelly; - a rubber glove; -and a beer.

When the doctor finally came in I said,
"Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam.
I know what the K-Y is for,
and I know what the glove is for,
but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed
over to the door.
He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......

"Darn it ELAINE!!!!!!!!!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT"





Man comes into work with a huge bandage all over his nose. His buddies ask him what the heck happened.

"I had some seenus trouble over the weekend," he replies.

"Don't you mean sinus trouble?"

"No, I was out with my girlfriend and my wife seen'us!"