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Old 12-04-2010, 12:42 PM   #2184
Lycoming
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Two couples were playing poker one evening.


Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When
he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue
wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying
to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.



Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you
like under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed
he did.


She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you
$500. 'After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of
this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.


Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Fridays
and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday
afternoon.


When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house
at 2 p.m. sharp - and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to
the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.


Jim quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bob came home from
work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by
the house this afternoon?'


With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did
stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.'


Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly
asked, 'And did he give you $500?'


Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes,
in fact he did give me $500.'


Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife
by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.
He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'


Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player
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