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X has more gadgets than Batman.
X makes cameo appearances in public domain ebooks.
X wins prizes for typography.
X can write data on floppy disks with a magnetized needle.
X knows where the Bavarian Illuminati hid the bodies.
X makes posts that smell like fresh peaches.
X knows the code for the sarcasm font.
X dances to music nobody else can hear.
X has a memory card slot in an unusual place.
X is a butterfly dreaming of being a human being.
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