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Originally Posted by kindlekitten
the story also talked about her tapping on the pipes alerted the neighbors. it must have been a polite little; "terribly sorry, but if you have a moment, I seem to have been locked in the loo, could you please mount a rescue if convenient?" I would have been raising hell!
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Unless she was in the basement apartment I'd have flooded the bathroom until it leaked into the one below - that would have gotten much quicker action!! Or, assuming shared hot water tanks, run the shower on hot for a day and take all the hot water from everyone in the building.
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Originally Posted by Fat Abe
In the aftermath, what would the old lady have chosen to eat, assuming she could go to any restaurant? My first choice would be a pizza and a Coca-Cola. Of course, we Americans have no taste in food. Man, if I had to starve for three weeks, I would not be Fat Abe anymore.
Another weird line of thought. If you had to be confined for three weeks in a bathroom, with another person, would you choose your significant other, or someone famous, e.g., Jenna Jameson or Tom Cruise? Dear Wife: I would choose you. That is not a lie. On second thought ...
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As another typical American I'd have to say ribs, fries, some coleslaw, and a coke!!
Hmm, trapped for three weeks, in a bathroom, the possibilities are endless