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I once had a lady stop by my table at a book signing who gave the best excuse I’ve ever heard. She told me, “I would buy one of your books, but I just got back from the doctor where I found I had many allergies. One of them is to the pages of books.
At another signing, a man stopped by and asked me about getting his book published. I talked to him a bit then asked if he’d be interested in my book. He told me – drum roll – “Sorry, I don’ t read.”
I’m not making this up. He actually said that.
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