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This one's bad....
An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen"
The man shouts back: "I don't understand. Please speak English. I am a Muslim".
The farmer says: "I said 'Use two hands, you will get more'"
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