[pshrynk]

He waited in the dark. He was bored. He had had only a cameo appearance way back last year and then nothing. Would it be too much to at least mention him?

But he digressed. The time was upon him. He waited for the Call. If the damned squid would just quit hogging the limited bandwidth here in this ghod forsaken place...

But he digressed. Again. He was ready and eager. The ears of his enemies would cry out for mercy. Maybe there would be bananas. Or banana daquiris. That would be nice. Something alcoholic and blended with ice.

But he digressed further. He wanted action and all he'd gotten was a bit of rustling of a tree. He was angry and willing to show it.