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Originally Posted by Russell Brooks
Trying to keep my cat entertained before he pokes me in the ass with his claws again.
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I have to keep my small dog petted, with both of my hands, or he'll pat me on the face to say "Hey, you have another hand there. It isn't petting me. Get it busy, here!". After the first gentle pat on my face (note: I'm lying on the floor, relaxing) the pats get harder and harder till I finally comply. Dratted spoiled baby!