An old one to start your day.
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hemnof her nightgown and say "Supersex.." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered,
"I'll take the soup."
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