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Old 11-22-2010, 06:01 PM   #130
WT Sharpe
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Snakes do that! I know a guy who was in the shower being annoyed by a frog that would not shut up. As he raised his hand across to move the frog outside, he noticed that it was only the front half of a frog. The back half was a deadly brown snake!

Years ago I read in a book by a herpetologist of a practical joke gone horribly wrong. A man and his friend came across a black mamba and killed it. Then for a joke, they placed the dead serpent in the man's bed and waited for the man's wife to come home. She returned, entered the bedroom, and they waited outside for the fun to ensue. After a short period of time, when no screams came, they became curious and entered the bedroom. There on the floor lay his dead wife, and beside the body was a very much alive male mamba who had smelled the dead female mamba's scent and entered the house to mate with it.
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