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Originally Posted by Stitchawl
And just how the heck is anyone supposed to NOT covet their neighbor's wife, especially if she's a real hottie? Huh? I ask you? 
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread. (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev. 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) 
Stitchawl |
Yeah, you'd BETTER keep those little rofl smilies going up there, or we're going to make them whoosh you over to Politics and Religion!
