I am singing a song for happy_terd's new religion!
h_t started out in California,
Tootin' on his trumpet loud and mean,
Suddenly a voice said, "Go forth h_t,
Spread the picture on a wider screen."
And the voice said, "Brother, there's a million pigeons
Ready to be hooked on new religions.
Hit the road, Daddy, leave your common-law wife.
Spread the religion of The Rhythm Of Life."