There's missing one option in the poll.
"I'll strip naked and have the groper"
I couldn't care less on how/which body scanner they use, but I have a suggestion for increased safety:
Everybody planning to fly should hand in all their luggage (including terrorist items) to the airport 2 days in advance. Then, one should walk completely nude for the 2 day period before flying and of course fly completely nude. One will be handed out a controlled eReader with only "Sleeping Beauty" on it to read on the flight. Then one will receive the luggage (including the terrorist items) 2 days post flight. Also after 2 days you will be allowed to wear your clothes again
Flights should become more interesting then
