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Haven't yet got all the way through this thread so I hope this one isn't in the part I haven't read yet. It's one for Zelda.
Blind guy goes into a bar, orders a drink, sits there a few moments then says in a loud voice: "Anybody want to hear a blonde joke?"
The female bartender leans over the bar and says:
"Hey, fella, I'm blonde, I'm five foot ten inches, weigh 150 lbs and I keep a baseball bat under the counter. The bouncer is blonde and she's a heavyweight wrestler. The blonde on your left is the world champion woman boxer. The woman on your right is also blonde, besides being world champion karate expert. Now, are you sure you want to tell that joke here?"
H*ll, no," says the blind guy. "I can't be bothered having to explain the d*mn joke four times."
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