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Unbelievable, all of you!!
You should all be ashamed of yourselves!!
Poor poohbear goes out of his way, spends his own personal time, effort, braincells, and worked his fingers to the bone all to bring you ungrateful wretches a contest. A contest in which you could win prizes, and not just any prizes but genuine top of the line eReaders and coupons for free books. He kept you all entertained for hours, he even helped by providing clues and guiding you in the right direction after the last chapter was posted.
And now, NOW... you all have the nerve, the unmitigated gall, the temerity, to get upset because he made the mystery too hard or you misunderstood a clue. You threaten him, you try to lure him with poorly hidden bribes, you rant, you rave .....
Well I say to all of you - Be Silent!! You shall not abuse this poor, mostly flightless bird while I'm here.
Pooh, if you can make, I'll offer sanctuary to you, a safe harbor in this stormy sea of falsehood, a place you can rest your weary body, not in a 'sauna' or a 'hot tub' but on a couch, with your feet up, and the remote by your side, a bowl of buttery popcorn beside you (not the side with the remote though).
Fly brave chicken, fly away from the danger - I'll be waiting.
By the way, in order to ensure your continued safety you'll have to keep a low profile and not expose yourself outdoors. With that in mind maybe you should bring all those eReader prizes with you. Just so we have some thing to do of course.
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