[leaston]

I ran out of ideas after being worn down over the first five years or so of marriage. Once you get trained NOT to have ideas or think for yourself any more, it's plain sailing!! You should have read the small print mate.

Glad you like the phone. But, does the wife like it too? You could try putting it down and picking fault at every opportunity in the hope she'll lose interest. It won't work of course. I just like to see others suffering

A Dell now?! Oh man, you've got it bad Kevin. You're doomed I'm afraid.