[chicken creeps out of kitchen after the feast - all the diners are sleeping it off - gathers up the bones - vows revenge - *evil cackle* - last lingering glare at dg - *especially evil cackle* - heads to North Pole to apply for the job of Santa's 'Evil Elf' - the one who takes the assembly/operating instructions out of all the boxes before gift-wrapping them - *seasonal evil cackle*]
[also removes batteries from all of dg's electronic devices - including the new K3]
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