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Originally Posted by phenomshel
Wow, I invented a new combination of ZCD and solved the mystery of what happened to the rest of pooh all in one day....in the future.
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~ahem~ If I can just interject... There are, at this stage, only three varieties of ZCD (though one is somewhat of a retronym by this stage):
Zany Carter - actually the original, though now only asked for by diehard traditionalists
Zany Carter Deluxe - the ZCD we all will eventual know and loved once next Blursday
Zany Carter Patricia - as sweet as chocolate, mostly because of the chocolate
I am afraid that, while in theory the manufacture of your derivation is possible in the Montsntmags Impossible Beverages laboratories, I, enthused beyond all reason by its potential, still have to pass it by the Approval Committee (just quietly, I am the Chairman of said Committee. Well, actually, I
am said Committee. And having won every single argument with myself I've ever had, this should not be an impediment). Unfortunately, the name (list of ingredients?) you have assigned the drink is a mouthful, and we here at Montsnmags Enterprises prefer to go for an entire digestive tract, pulmonary system and neurological network full for purposes of marketability.
So, the fourth Zany Carter product, the previously stated "Cranberry Spice Zebra ZCD" will be henceforth titled the
Zany Carter BombShel. No, you get no royalties. I'm having a hard enough time holding back the legion of undead (Montsnmags Enterprises legal department) from suing you for trademark infringement, copyright infringement and zebracide as it is. I
can give you an unlimited supply of BombShels though. Bottoms up!
Cheers,
Marc, your friendly barkeep