Okay, all you chickens, listen up.
Elizabeth Lampert’s daughter, Siena, wanted a horse. “But that would have been expensive,” says Lampert, the owner of a public-relations agency just outside San Francisco. Instead she went to a local hay-and-feed store and bought the 10-year-old a pair of chickens. “Then Siena thought they were getting lonely, so we got three more.” Lampert pays her daughter $2 a day to feed them, herd them back into their coop every night, and collect their eggs, generally two or three a day. ...
http://www.dashrecipes.com/blogs/das...heep-chic.html
and
"Siena used to ask for cereal for breakfast. Now she wants a veggie omelet.”
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VEGGIE omelet? what?.....isn't that a contradiction in terms like military intelligence?