Thread: Silliness Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day
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Old 11-14-2010, 03:57 AM   #2052
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JLeighs View Post
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is
sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same
speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your
horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same
speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this
highly dangerous situation?

Spoiler:
You get your drunken a$$ off the merry-go-round.
What's more, somehow you're sitting on your horse backwards!

Spoiler:
All the merry-go-rounds I've every seen go clockwise. So the sharp drop would be on your left. Since it's on your right, you must be sitting back-to-front.
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