Q. Ernie, why are you sobbing and crying, and carrying on so loudly?
A. My uncle died last week and left me a million dollars.
Q. He must of loved you you very much to have left you a fortune. I am sure you must miss him very much.
A. And the week before that my Aunt Jemima died and left me a million dollars.
Q. You poor man, losing beloved relatives in such a short time. What on earth are you going to do with all of that money?
A. Go on a world cruise.
Q. Then why are you crying?
A. This week I got...nothing!!!!
