Originally Posted by recluse
Are they out to get you? They're out to get everyone. Hide!!
Watching you? I got all of the 'bugs' out of the dining room, bedroom and kitchen. Should I take the ones out of the air-raid shelter?
Undressing you with their eyes and writing reports?
I think that you are thinking of the airport Sweetie!
Fishing through your garbage.
Hmmm!! Banana skins, tins etc. I shred all of my documents.
Interrogating your cat.
No cat, but there is one which lives over the fence. What is that saying again, something about skinning I think? Shudder.
They know you lie about your age.
Which female doesn't?
Your dress size.
I'm an Aussie size 8, I'll have you know! OK a size 10.
Yes, gentlemen, they know about the dress!
My husband gave it back.
They're coming for you.
Let me rethink this; George Clooney, Sean Connery. Hmmm!
You know they are.
Still waitinf for an SMS.
They know you know.
I promise I will never, ever tell....I think!
You know they know you know.
Who told on me?
Tell us and they won't be able to get you.
OK! It went something like this. This UFO came down, and..........
Or will they?  |