/LCF just finished reading the story.
Spoiler:
Ah, it all makes perfect sense now!!! I have always known there is some special quality, that distinguishes
Greenhats from normal, everyday people. I just never realized (until now), that you just have to be
completely and utterly insane, to get you shiny
Green Hat. Or be ale to shot your eyebrow exactly 1/8" up. Probably both...
Now I can finally sleep at night!
