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Less than a lot.
More than none.
Just some coffee.
Why, yes, I would love some coffee!
And maybe some more for after.
After all, there's always room for coffee.
But not the coffee table.
It's too big.
For a table for coffee.
Which is silly.
It should be big enough.
No more, no less.
Unless you want more or less.
The less said the better.
Better answer the doorbell!
Did you ever answer the door naked?
Did you ever answer the door and the other person was naked?
I don't remember ordering a naked person, but I accepted delivery anyway.
You never know when you'll need a naked person.
Unless you're already naked.
Then all you need is a mirror.
If you can't tell if you're naked, ask a stranger.
Go ring their bell and ask.
I do it sometimes.
It's nice to share.
Want some coffee?
I do.
And I will have some!
Don't mind if I do.
I won't mind if you don't.
Don't you?
Why not?
I do.
So don't mind.
A mind is a terrible thing to don't.
It gets all irritable.
Give it some coffee.
That will cheer it up!
It cheers me up!
I'm so up, I'm over.
Somewhere over the rainbow
Fruit cups fly
There's a land full of chowder
I got some in my eye.
I washed it out.
Now my eye is watching me from the sink drain.
I look taller!
That means I'm smaller than I appear from a sink drain.
Have to remember that if I try to park my carcass in the sink.
How's Mr. M?
Still think he's a trout?
Try to find out.
So there's no doubt.
Shave him bald and shake the carpet out.
Coffee?
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