Good morning, SneakySnake!
How are you?
I am fine!
What are you doing?
I'm doing all sorts of stuff!
Frying popcorn shrimp and eating them and posting and reading and drinking coffee and all kinds of really neat stuff!
Petrush says Hi!
He's up high.
He's sitting in my lap and reading this.
What are you wearing?
I'm wearing jeans and a grey t-shirt.
And socks!
I like my socks!
They're warm and stuff.
Yes!
Sometimes, when the phone rings.
But, usually, only if the hamster explodes.
Then you gotta clean the microwave.
Cat!
You gotta cat, right?
Mr M!
He's a cat.
They tend to be.
Felines.
Not trout.
Don't know why.
It's a fish thing, I guess.
No point to licking yourself underwater.
Trout.
Not cats.
Cats lick themselves everywhere else.
Showing off.
Ever cough up a cat?
If they don't come out head first, their claws hurt.
You can lick a cat, but you're better off not swallowing one.
And they don't taste all that good, anyway.
I like kites.
Do you like kites?
I got a kite with the Jolly Green Giant on it.
It's hard to fly in the house, but I like it.
I don't remember, but Monday is Poker night.
Tuesday is day after. Weather permitting.
I tend to skip it.
Gives me gas.
I got gas today!
Bananas.
Don't have any, but you can use a turnip instead.
Just don't throw up on Mr. M!
He won't lick himself after that.
He'll start to smell.
Even more so.
Does bloke smell?
You should bleach him once in a while.
Use the big dryer.
Make him wear a helmet.
Okay, lady! I love you! Bye Bye!