Originally Posted by Lycoming
Each day a English college professor starts his class off with a dirty joke,
usually derogatory towards women. One day all the women in the class decide
that the next time he does it, they're just going to get up and leave the
class, in protest, without saying anything. A male student overhears them
planning this, and notifies the teacher. The professor opens the next class
with, "Did you hear about the shortage of whores in Russia?" And sure enough
all the females get up and hurry to the door to leave.
The professor shouts,
"Wait! The boat doesn't leave 'till Monday!"
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