As I type I am trying to remember a really convoluted story which was about a little boy, upstairs in bed, whose father had decided to read him a bedtime story about Australia. The little boy didn't like it, and asked (deep breath) -
"Dad, why did you bring that book that I didn't want to be read to from about Down Under up for?"
Seven prepositions (OK, 'down' and 'under' are cheating
). The competition is now open. Do I hear eight anywhere?