Thread: Rectum? It nearly killed 'im!
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Old 11-11-2010, 07:28 AM   #88
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Originally Posted by MJK2111 View Post
Rectum? It nearly killed 'im!

Does anyone have the joke that fits the punchline above? I've been looking for the sucker for years with no luck...
The version I know is (with appropriate apologies for language, taste and decency):

Teacher: Well, class, what did you do during your holidays?

Little Johnny: Me and me mates, Miss, we stuck a banger* up this cat's @$$

Teacher: Rectum, Johnny, rectum

Little Johnny: Yes miss - blew 'im to pieces!


A little editing will make it fit the exact line you quote . . .

* Just in case, a banger is a small, explosive firework.
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