[greencat]

I was treated to the TARDIS like capabilities of a woman's handbag last week. She was next to me in the queue at Marks and Spencer buying the biggest bottle of wine I ever saw. Must have been at least 1 litre, perhaps 2. I was utterly shocked when the whole thing slipped easily and invisibly into her handbag. It was a magical experience, only made more so by the fact that she and her friend were giggling uncontrollably throughout.