I heard it as an old joke. The story being a little kid in school is showing his class a purple heart award that his uncle got in the war; and all through the story the boy keeps saying a$$ when refering to where his uncle got shot. Finally after five or six times of hearing him say a$$ the teacher interupts him and says rectum... to which the little boy says " Wreck'm hell lady it almost killed 'em."
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