Nope, I good. A few of the lines have been used way back before my time on MR (in '07 & '09). But not the complete post that I just made.
I may be stupid, but I'm not
too senile.
Croutons (Wiki) - "A crouton is a small piece of sautéed or rebaked bread, "
............................"Dry or stale leftover bread is usually used in lieu of fresh bread."
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out,
"Watch the wall!"